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  • coloniel60
    08-15 01:32 PM
    Some peoples think that they are the smartest world has ever Produced.

    When you go for Fedex/USPS Express they takes your Name, Current Address in a page which has Pointer to the TRACKING NO. 1 copy comes to you , 1 copy goes out with Package and 1 Copy gets saved with FEDEX/USPS.

    The 3rd copy above is sufficient to straightout any "Potential Liars" :mad:

    If a lawyer is mailing the application and he probably is mailing hundreds of applications, he won't give the applicant's address in the USPS senders address. So there is no way to match a receipt to an applicant. Besides USCIS won't know what the contents of the package are.





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  • newbee7
    07-07 08:36 PM
    All officials and news coverage has talked about processing 60k visas in a month to avoid visas going waste. None clarifed to say the unused visas expire on 09/30 NOT 06/30.

    We should try to highlight this fact to prove foul play.





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  • buddyinsd
    10-28 01:49 AM
    Mr. Murthy didn't bring out the message correctly. If you read clearly his message is directed towards state govts which dont provide infrastructure and mandatory English as education. So, I think he meant that as long as state govts act upon giving good infrastructure and mandatory English, young talent will remain in India.

    But r the bloody politicians listening?

    The man is worth $1.6 billion and need not resort to such cheap gimmicks and hez no longer the chief of Infosys. And the guy who cant interpret a simple message and calling it a gimmick whoz he? Some small time programmer sitting in a corner typing stuff about Infosys/gimmicks???--- LOL. Give the revolutionary businessman some respect will ya?





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  • DDash
    01-11 03:30 PM
    Dont worry...we are not alone. Infact, we (I and my wife) are going through this phase as we speak.

    1) As someone else pointed group insurance is the best option so far in my research.

    2)** Chk out this site: http://www.aim.ca.gov/english/costs.html I am planning to apply soon hoping that we will qualify

    3) Call a OBGYN and tell them that you dont have insurance, generally they will suggest a community center kind of a place where you can get started with prenatal care, such as re-confirmation, ultrascan etc

    4) Call the hospital for the payment plan and get into it.

    Good luck to us.

    **EDIT: Point 2 is for CA residents only.



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  • kondur_007
    06-10 04:17 PM
    I 100% agree with you about visa capture...there is no way any of us will get GC without "spill over" from ROW category and that will happen if visa capture happens...

    Without the spill over from ROW it will be 20+ yrs (many people have posted the calculations...).

    However, The one thing that just does not make any sense (It is also there in Mr. Oppenheim's statement):

    They have 120k preadjudicated applications and if they have quota of 140k next fiscal year, are they goint to give GC to those 120k.....??????

    Not really, because many of those 120k include people with highly retrogressed PD.

    For example: if EB2 ROW is "current" in Jan 2010, and say someone from EB2ROW files 485 (his PD may be in mid 2008), they will have to give him GC first eventhough they may have a "preadjudicated" EB2 India case with PD of 2005. (if it is not current then).

    Additionally, they can "spill over" only in the last quarter...

    So all in all, I do not see much of GC approval till the last quarter of next fiscal year; those 120k preadjudicated cases will sit in show case....

    I used to like Ron Gotchers ideas and used to visit his site/blog; but after initial few months, I realized that he does not know any more than any of us...he just throws in ideas; some of which are completely base less....I feel bad about those people who believed his ideas and opted for CP while USCIS has already preadjudicated large number of applications....(he predicted at that time that July fiasco will happen every year, so do CP)

    And yes. CIR....NO BODY knows the final form in which it will pass and what impact would it have on legal EB immigration....no way to tell. I have no basis to say this but this is just my personal opinion: For all of us on this forum going through immigration process; our best bet is to get something before CIR actually passes and comes in to the play....I do not have good feeling about CIR.





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  • guy03062
    07-02 04:21 PM
    Medical (for me and my spouse) - $700
    EAD / AP attorney's fees + filing fees (for my spouse) - $1140
    Photographs - $55
    Affidavit - $40
    Upgraded I-140 to PP - $1500
    ==============
    TOTAL = $3435
    ==============



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  • sparky_jones
    07-02 04:07 PM
    Medicals : $450 (self + spouse)
    Photographs: $25
    Affidavits: $20
    Printing/Copying/Faxing: $30
    FedEx: $60
    Lawyer's Fee: $2,700

    Total: $ 3,285

    Of course, plenty of time, effort and anxiety. May all the USCIS and DOS people responsible for this debacle rot in hell. Amen!





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  • sledge_hammer
    02-27 05:41 PM
    Kid? Pot calling the kettle black?

    I have seen idiots like you who don't have an answer to questions and end up simply diluting the discussion with unrelated topics!

    If you consider yourself tough and someone with credibility, then provide an answer to my previous post. Punk!

    Listen kid, i don't wanna get into a mud slinging immature tough-behind-the-keyboard match with you, i've seen you respond in here and its funny how you keep using the same line over and over again, lol.

    Again, if you don't get the difference between the tone in a professional response against a personal opinion based lash-back then thats your problem not mine :)



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  • webm
    12-27 09:29 PM
    my PD is april 2001
    and still waiting , & when we call ins we get a letter
    still in processing time :(
    what can we do?

    Its shocking..really you deserve to get GC soon..

    BTW,what is your 485 RD/ND and service center?? and they say still in processing time:confused:





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  • dineshksharma
    07-14 01:41 PM
    Thank you very much Dinesh for this. Currently my spouse's passport is stuck in the same place for god-only-knows-what reason. The embassy staff said they are auditing every 2nd-3rd application. We have the AP but we were thinking that if we withdraw the H1B application, the embassy people might stamp the passport saying "Application Received" which sometimes can be a euphemism for "Visa Denied". I once got such a stamp when visa was denied to me.

    Since we would then always have to keep explaining at every stage why we have that stamp, that's why we are sticking on with H1B delay. We have been given the same time-frames as you were.

    When you withdrew your passport to travel on AP, did they stamp your passport with any text? Also could you please tell us the procedure you followed to withdraw your passport and whether you could collect it in person? We have been asked to email the US Embassy for withdrawing from our H1B application.

    Thanks buddy.

    When they told me about clearance and delay, they did not keep my passport, but gave it back to me at the same time and hence, I was able to travel. they, however, cancelled by previous visas. I never asked them to withdraw my H1 application.



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  • aspiration
    07-08 12:12 PM
    Is there any update on three bills in house. I have checked the hearing schedule for all committees and there seems to be no hearing scheduled for any of these bills. House is in session till September 7 and after that District work period and convention shows, which leaves us with just 4 weeks from now and after that It reconvens from September 9 with target adjournment date of 26th september and i m pretty sure no congressional rep will like to cast vote on any bills before going into election....

    Prospects seems bleak now... Is there anything we can do...any last attempt that is required? If so...Let us all know...





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  • techysingh
    02-02 05:11 PM
    nozerd,
    Have you heard anything on your letter to senator yet?



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  • psaxena
    05-29 08:00 PM
    Guys go to this website and sign up and vote yes for this bill.

    http://www.opencongress.org/bill/111-s1085/show





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  • purgan
    01-31 10:14 AM
    If they're asking for 150% more money, is the service going to be 150% better too??? Are we going to get our forms processed 150% faster too??

    Since USCIS calls itself a "customer-focussed" organization, I certainly hope so...



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  • ryan
    06-10 12:43 PM
    You can make whatever you like of the current situtation, but let me tell you something.
    There is a HUGE difference between being TOLERATED and BEING LIKED.
    I am sure you have the intelligence to see the difference.
    You can "tolerate" someone you don't like, but you can not "welcome" someone whom you don't like. I for one, donlt want to be in the "tolerated" category.
    And may I ask, what exactly is your definition of hostility? Being chased down the street by a bunch of thugs, who think you should be in their country, or the kind of passive hostility being practised as of now?

    Quite honestly, if that is how you feel - perhaps you'd need to reconsider relocating to your home nation. I'm Indian, who grew up in the Middle East. I've lived in the United States for 6 years. I've always felt quite welcome and accepted in every way possible. I believe I've been treated fairly and have had the opportunity to live with Americans and contribute in positive ways. I continue to live here, primarily based on these sentiments. I'd never live here if I felt the way you do now.





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  • gauravsh
    02-21 01:22 PM
    I worked at a university and I140 approved TSC/AOS at TSC

    Sorry for my ignorance but what is TSC/AOS at TSC?

    Did you got your GC yet?

    My I140 got approved in sep'08 and I am a permament employe for a american company.



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  • saurav_4096
    01-04 02:53 PM
    A freind of mine came across a gentleman, who is here on work visa and he is facing a unique problem. He is married to two persons and wants to bring his whole family here in the USA. He was looking for answer if he can get both his spouses and kids here on H4 visas. Currently both of them and his kids are in India. Interesting hmmm :D

    First of all your freind is brave...

    He can request IV to put another item in lobby agenda for brave category...





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  • JazzByTheBay
    10-06 04:48 AM
    Why do fingerprints matter so much?

    As long as you already have the interim benefits - the EADs & APs - taken care of, what's the significance of FPs?

    jazz

    Transfer people are stuck for FP notices... If only csc could have done the FP along with the ead/ap...





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  • black_logs
    01-19 08:51 AM
    Guys we had a conference call with the CA folks yesterday. It was an excellent call people came forward with new ideas. Let's discuss all that on this forum here.





    Legal
    07-25 02:13 PM
    [QUOTE=alterego;267244]I hate to say it but this is starting to sound very much like an Alcoholics anonymous support group session. LOL.QUOTE]


    The titles of some of these threads have entertainment value:).
    Like the one we had recently on "lovebirds separated by the cruelty of USCIS".





    aniltatikonda
    08-07 12:49 PM
    PD : Nov 2004
    RD : July 25 2007
    140 Approval : Oct 2006



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